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1  General Forum / Funny | Jokes | Short Stories Forum / Re: Beautiful Woman on: August 01, 2016, 07:27:04 AM
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A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says,

“Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.”

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,

“What is your occupation?”

The woman replies, “I’m a whore.”

The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work.

That is much too crass.

Let’s try to rephrase that.” The woman,

“Ok, I’m a prostitute.”

“No, that is still too crude. Try again.”

They both think for a minute, then the woman states,

“I’m a chicken farmer.” The accountant asks,

“What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?”

“Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says,

“Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.”

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,

“What is your occupation?”

The woman replies, “I’m a whore.”

The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work.

That is much too crass.

Let’s try to rephrase that.” The woman,

“Ok, I’m a prostitute.”

“No, that is still too crude. Try again.”

They both think for a minute, then the woman states,

“I’m a chicken farmer.” The accountant asks,

“What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?”

“Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”
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