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1  General Forum / Funny | Jokes | Short Stories Forum / My recent 18th on: July 08, 2010, 04:35:32 PM
It was recently my 18th birthday, and to celebrate I was going to a small festival near Gisburn called Beat Herder. The morning of the big day I trotted into the Tesco’s in Clitheroe.
It took me about 30 minutes to fill a trolley with alcohol and march my way up to the checkout desk. To my delight there was the most gorgeous assistant I had seen in my life. I say assistant, she wasn’t actually assisting. She was just doing. Anyway, so there was this stunning girl not much older than myself, a trolley full of alcohol, and me. She was an honest girl, so she asked if I had any ID. This was the moment I had been waiting for.
“Yes.” I said, as if slightly retarded. I reached into my pocket and pulled out a handful of used tissues and a chewed pen lid when I realised my wallet was actually in the other pocket. I put the wad of sticky Kleenex back into my jeans and retrieved the cheap, black polyester purse which held my provisional driver’s license. I grabbed it and handed it to the angel behind the till.
Her delicate hands took hold of the green plastic card and as she looked at it, she let out a soft sigh and began rubbing her smooth, delicate leg. She then pressed the license against her bosom as she began to nurse her small, slender fingers in her mouth.
“Would you… like to pay by cash… or credit?” she said in a ridiculously seductive tone.
“What?” I replied, slightly misty.
I then found myself dribbling with a semi-erect penis, looking at her in a gormless fashion. She had not been playing with herself, but in fact backing herself into a corner.
I took my card and beers, paid by cash and left.

The places are in Lancashire, UK
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