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« on: July 16, 2010, 01:42:48 AM »

One day, three Roofers were on a roof, taking a break and eating their
      lunches.  The Mexican man got tacos, the Italian man got pasta, and
      the Blond-haired guy got a bologna and cheese sandwich.

      The Mexican guy said, "If I get tacos again tomorrow, I will jump off this roof!"
      The Italian guy said, "If I get pasta again tomorrow, I will jump off this roof!"
      The Blond-haired guy said,
      "If I get a bologna & cheese sandwich tomorrow, I will jump off this roof!"

      ----- The Next Day ----
      All three guys looked in their lunch pails.  Sure enough!  The Mexican had
      tacos, the Italian got pasta and the Blond got bologna and cheese!  
      Sooooo...they all jumped off the roof and they all died.

      ---- At Their Funeral ----
      The Mexican's wife cried,
      "If I only knew he did not want tacos... He should have told me!"

      The Italian's wife cried, "If he did not want pasta, he should have told me!"

      The Blond's wife said crying,
      "Don't look at me... He made his own lunch!!"
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