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« on: July 01, 2016, 04:33:19 AM »

The King Of Beers
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.  Corona's president sits down and says,
 
"Seņor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." 
 
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.  Then Budweiser's president says,
 
"I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."  The bartender gives him one. 
 
Coors' president says,
 
"I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." 
 
He gets it.  The guy from Guinness sits down and says,
 
"Give me a Coke."  The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,
 
"Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"  and the Guinness president replies,
 
"Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
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