Some "Yo Mama" Jokes

[Orbit]

These jokes are off the top of my head.. I forget the url for the site that has em all....  :-D

-Yo mama's so fat, her picture fell off the wall...

-Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.....

-Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV to watch the couch...

-Yo mama's so ugly, when she when into a haunted house she came back out with an application....

-Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out her car window, she was arrested for public indecency....

-Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.......

-Yo mama's so fat, even the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.....

-Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.....

-Yo mama's so stupid, that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics"........

-Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the street corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!".......

-Yo mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels in the morning,by the afternoon, they're flats......

-Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.......

-Yo mama's so nasty, she has more "Clap" than an auditorium......

-Yo mama's so nasty, when I asked her what was for dinner, she spreads her legs and says "Crabs".......

-Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a blood test.......

-Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the dog pound.......

-Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

-Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 (TV Show) was on a scale.....

-Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone......

-Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff......

-Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.......

-Yo mama's so fat, her ass requires 2 zip codes....

-Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.......

-Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept......

-Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery......

-Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind..........

-Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.........

-Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad told her it was chili outside she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon......

-Yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her through a door is to grease the door-frame and hold a twinky on the other side.......

-Yo mama's such a drunk, if it wasn't for the olives in the martinies she would starve to death...........

-Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish........

-Yo mama's so stupid, she stole free bread..........

-Yo mama's so stupid she sold the car for gas money......

Yo mama's so fat, I can't tell whether she is walking or rolling.......



After all of those... you better get a few laughs in there.... LOL.... I love em.... hillarious.... anywho.. I'll post more when I find the site or think of more.....  :-D  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[sawanbanna]

YAO:::that's funny dude :::: :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[trostemd]

I got some:

Yo mamma so fat she tripped on wal-mart, smashed k-mart, and landed on target!

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow jacket and stand in the middle of the street people start yelling, "TAXI, TAXI!"

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[unikaa]

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me." alternativa a veezie