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« on: August 04, 2005, 08:02:03 AM » |
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These jokes are off the top of my head.. I forget the url for the site that has em all.... :-D
-Yo mama's so fat, her picture fell off the wall...
-Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.....
-Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV to watch the couch...
-Yo mama's so ugly, when she when into a haunted house she came back out with an application....
-Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out her car window, she was arrested for public indecency....
-Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.......
-Yo mama's so fat, even the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.....
-Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.....
-Yo mama's so stupid, that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics"........
-Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the street corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!".......
-Yo mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels in the morning,by the afternoon, they're flats......
-Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.......
-Yo mama's so nasty, she has more "Clap" than an auditorium......
-Yo mama's so nasty, when I asked her what was for dinner, she spreads her legs and says "Crabs".......
-Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a blood test.......
-Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the dog pound.......
-Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
-Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 (TV Show) was on a scale.....
-Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone......
-Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff......
-Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.......
-Yo mama's so fat, her ass requires 2 zip codes....
-Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.......
-Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept......
-Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery......
-Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind..........
-Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.........
-Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad told her it was chili outside she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon......
-Yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her through a door is to grease the door-frame and hold a twinky on the other side.......
-Yo mama's such a drunk, if it wasn't for the olives in the martinies she would starve to death...........
-Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish........
-Yo mama's so stupid, she stole free bread..........
-Yo mama's so stupid she sold the car for gas money......
Yo mama's so fat, I can't tell whether she is walking or rolling.......
After all of those... you better get a few laughs in there.... LOL.... I love em.... hillarious.... anywho.. I'll post more when I find the site or think of more..... :-D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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